The
Bird is a New York style bar and steakhouse, serving undoubtedly
Berlin's best steaks and burgers as well as some other stuff.
Sauces, dressings, everything is made fresh daily from scratch.
The only cans here are the cans of 'whoop ass' which are opened
when someone starts messing.
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Opening Hours
Mon to Sat 6pm -late
Sun 12pm - late
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The Bird accepts cash only.
Nur Bares ist Wahres. Danke.
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Obituary
The Big Bird is dead. For those of you who never knew
the Big Bird, it was a giant, but gentle burger who was free
to those perverted enough to eat it all in just 45 minutes.
But it commited suicide out of despair. You see the Big Bird
could no longer live in a society with people disgusting enough
to order it. We tried everything. We threatened to raise the
price again to discourage its consumption. But it argued that
there would still be people gluttonous enough to make asses
of themselves no matter what the price. In the end the Big
Bird was right and we were powerless. It jumped. Yes although
a bird, It was just too fat and greasy to fly. And weighed
down with all those fries, the poor thing. Well... it wasn't
pretty. Goodbye Big Bird.
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A constant flow of
working AC electricity
throughout premises.
Just one of the modern
conveniences installed
for your comfort and
enjoyment.
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